Mephisto’s “Happily Married Couple Attack” (Suite Precure Movie)
Submitted by Anon
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
This is 100% true
This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.
This is 100% true
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
Ladies all across the world
Listen up, we’re looking for recruits
If you’re with me, lemme see your hands
Stand up and salute
Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps or lace up your boots
Representing all the women, salute, salute!
ｉ’ｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｏｗｎ ｔｗｏ ｈａｎｄｓ．
Les Mis Broadway 3-3-14
Ramin Karimloo as Valjean
Will Swenson as Javert
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
Wheres the rest of this wikihow
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
DW gives zero fucks
I need to watch this show again
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
i like to think mulan’s war buddies thought ping was gay and just didn’t say anythign cuz they were cool with it a girl who’s got a brain and always speaks her mind? lol ping you’re so gay it’s okay everyone’s a little gay for shang we think he likes you btw
Let’s be honest, they were all a little gay for Shang.
Aren’t we all?