- ♈ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
- ♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
- ♊ Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
- ♋ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
- ♌ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
- ♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
- ♎ Libra: They will be alone forever
- ♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
- ♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
- ♑ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
- ♒ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
- ♓ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves
in what is basically a smashing repeat of this situation, today I tried to play a computer game that was not technically compatible with my OS, but that has worked before. this time, however, the menu would not properly pull up.
I kept trying to start the program, over and over. all the while, I’m cursing to myself. “dammit, tabby, fuck this computer of yours, this thing works. you know it works. keep doing it.”
now after about ten minutes I take a look over at the box the game came in and I see a disk lying on top. I open my disk drive. it’s empty.
hi my name is tabby and I am fifty percent complete in my computer class.tagged: #in my defense #my computer didn't have a disk drive before and my brother recently gave me his usb-attachable one #so this is new #and very embarassing #adventures of a technofairy #sirenix level technofairy by now I think #the game still doesn't work but this situation is still awful
- Name: tabby
- Age: 20
- Height: 5’5”
- Relationship status: taken and also secondarily claimed???
- Birthday: november 1
- Favorite color: red
- Favorite bands: panic! at the disco, icon for hire, avenged sevenfold, halestorm, little mix
- Last song listened to: fight by icon for hire
- Favorite movie: amelie
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
How about centaurs as bisexual parallels, though?
Can’t you just picture a centaur like, “What did you just call me? ‘Half human, half horse’? Ex-fucking-scuse me, I am ALL centaur!”
And just, constantly having people define you in terms of things that aren’t you, chopping you into parts because they can’t accept you as a whole, individual thing.
Trying to get the resources you need and constantly feeling out of place for it, because nothing is really intended for you.
"What do you mean you need horse shoes AND shirts?"
"Well sorry that my hooves wear down and that humans get fussy if I go around topless. Also, do they really have to be called HORSE shoes? I wear them and I’m not a horse."
"OMG special snowflake, shut up. Centaur isn’t a legitimate species, just decide if you’re more of a human or a horse."
"PRETTY FUCKING SURE I’M A CENTAUR."
I just have a lot of bisexual feelings about centaurs, sorry not sorry.
this is truly incredible
If you thinking taking seflies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.
All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself.
So if girls today have enough self esteem to take a picture of themselves and post it for their friends, that’s awesome. So much better than them never wanting their picture taken.
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
a band called Imagine Birds
Maps saying Hic Sunt Avis: here there be birds.
The Four Bird Kings in Chinese mythology, who bring rain to the people
Big fat scary Western birds sleeping in golden nests and kidnapping princesses/princes/royal personages of non binary genders
St. George and the Bird
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
We have come to pronounce judgment upon those who do not respect the will of the Catmoot.
Ice Cream Roses
ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME
If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.
"What’s your favourite flower?"
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
tagged: #INTO THE WOODS #!!!!!
First look at Disney’s ‘Into the Woods’!
"Walt Disney Studios has released new images from the set of Into the Woods and we are too impatient to wait until December to see the film, so we’re packing up and moving to said woods immediately."